To New York. New York, the center of the universe, the hum and the noise, and the cheeriness, and the cars looping their way around, jerking up and down, thanks to bumps in the road, and ceaseless trying to get somewhere very fast.

Luigi Romanielli epitomises Italian charm. Were he a famous tenor every opera-addict worldwide would swoon, were he an Uber driver every client would tip him thousandfold.

Before Girlahead leaves town, must pay a quickie to New York’s saucy-lux hotel, Alan Faena’s eponymous 120-key downtown Faena New York.